Thursday, May 06, 2004

Tj, my youngest sister forwarded this to me. Every once in a while I threaten sanctions against people in my address book who don't correspond periodically. She may not take the time to e-mail but she is a world class forwarder! This will make you think!

A man was being tailgated by a woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection with him. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

end.

Let Your light shine! 'nuff said!

Yesterday was a productive day. No problems or altercations to upset my apple cart! It continues to amaze me that however bad one day can be GOD can make the next one unbelievably good!

Not much on tap today! I am not scheduled to go in today so hopefully I can do some things around the house. The lawn needs to be mowed and then Krl wants to take her birthday money and either buy flowers to plant or chemicals for the pool. I am looking forward to spending the day with her!

Let's make it a good one Father!

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